NTL/Virgin Media broadband SNAFU

[Geronimo W. Christ Esq]

This is a big pile of bollocks, by the way. The phone book I've got has a big BT globe logo on it. There's no way some other crowd could nick their trade mark.

[Mark McIntyre]

Don't stop taking the pills.

[Mark McIntyre]

Ah, such wit. If all else fails, call people gurly. Wow, I haven't seen such brilliance, since, oh, first year secondary school.

I bet your mates are amazed at your zit-poppin' too... If you have any (mates that is...)

[Bob Eager]

But you're still thick and ugly.

[Frank Erskine]

That's just what I implied a week or so ago...

[Gonz]

You shud study your own posts. They're dissapointin... It's like listenin to a bloke wearin a wooly pompom hat, talkin about trains.

I have a mate... I sold him summat on Ebay once, now he's my mate. I might email him in a bit, see if he still remembers me.

[Phil Morris]

In message , Gonz writes

While you're on eBay, buy yourself a new keyboard. Your current one seams to have some faulty keys, "g" for example.

[Gonz]

Do you know how borin that is to read for the 1789th time?

[Gizmo.]

;o)

[Mark McIntyre]

Preferrable, frankly, to listening to an illiterage teenager whining about his zits and lack of girls.

Your mum doesn't count.

Riiiiight.

[Mark McIntyre]

Here's a tip then - type properly.

You /do/ realise that illiteracy isn't cool, and it just makes you look stupid? Really. If you want to be taken seriously by people, learn to spell and write properly.

[J Clavox]

This is the internet and there are to many pilocks like yourself ever so willing to criticize others to ever take anything connected with it . I was in a good mood until I foolishly just happened to read your post of course you will be now kill filed .

[Bob Eager]

Come on, Dexter. You are never in a good mood.

[Gonz]

Just himself and Fergal.

[Gonz]

It's not you know... You really are duller than an illitera't'e teenager.

My mum died last month.

What you mean, riiiiight?

[Mark McIntyre]

Like, for instance, Gonz?

I can live without idiots who think that deliberately misspelling every word ending in G is cool or interesting or whatever. I can also live without their sockpuppets.

[Gonz]

I don't misspell the words that end in G. I just leave the G off. It's not supposed to be cool, interestin, or whatever... I don't pronounce the G when I'm speakin the word in conversation, so naturally I don't type it either.

[Calum]

If that's your rationale, what's your excuse for using apostrophes correctly? :)

[Ivor Jones]

I pronounce the 'g' on the end of 'speaking' - doesn't everybody..?

Ivor

[IPGURU]

what you meant to say is learn to spell & type correctly.

I am imperfect in both of these skill I usually restrain my self to a private giggle at the most amusing errors & do not criticise others but if you are going to be pedantic about such things you should take care not to make errors yourself!