No Lions in Essex

Aug 27, 2012 7 Replies

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why did the police count all the animals at Colchester zoo?. Why not just count the number of lions


It might have been an escaped gerbil.

Richard Gere would not be pleased.

So they could claim more overtime on a bank holiday.

There are rumours the culprit has beeen spotted

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Could've been a Tiger that had had a bleach job. This *is* Essex we're talking about, after all. ;-)

Plenty of dogs tho..... ;-)

Dunno what the fuss was all about, I am certain there is more than one loose pussy in Essex anyway...

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