Lol

Doesn't work for cucumbers either!

HTH

John

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Thus spake John ( snipped-for-privacy@idontlikespam.co.uk) unto the assembled multitudes:

And instead of "Buy One Get One Free" offers, why can't they just sell those lines at half price? It drives me maaaaaaad, speshly when I only want

Recently at my local Morry Bongos they had Muller Corner yoghurts on at £2.18 for a pack of six or 2 packs for £2.00!! People were buying them and giving the other pack away it didn't half confuse the checkout operators when people were going through saying "Oh no, I haven't bought this my friend/mother/a stranger gave it to me!!

John

Does Screwfix sell cucumbers now?

Mary

Well, its what will be delivered if you order masonry drills.

Arthur

Because reducing the price would hit their profits. A BOGOF on the other hand they can blackmail the supplier into funding.

I have bench saw already so's not a proble cutting in half. :-)

But obviously a problem cutting the word PROBLEM in half or is that a new French pronunciation?

Cheers

John

Well when I get a new eyboard things will be fine, until then Im afraid the ey's remain naced. This hammer comes in handy. :-)

Your keyboard does need changing. Before you seemed to have a problem with the letter 'm' now it appears to be the letter 'k'!

P.S. I am presuming "naced" should read KNACKERED, if so you also starting to have a problem with "e" and "r" So I suggest you stop typing words endind in 'ker' like ....I am sure you will work it out!.

Cheers

John

Now you seem to have dodgy eys...your 'g' is foobard.

Mr. Bounder: Listen...can you say the letter K? Mr. Smoketoomuch: Oh, yes. Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeini, Kellog's Born Flakes. Mr. Bounder: Well, why don't you say the letter K instead of the letter C? Mr. Smoketoomuch: Well, you mean, pronounce "blassified" with a K? Mr. Bounder: Yes, absolutely! Mr. Smoketoomuch: Classified! Mr. Bounder: Good! Mr. Smoketoomuch: Oh, it's very good! I never thought of that before. What a silly bunt.

That's been your experience?

On your heart now ...

Mary

s:

Tesco had a similar offer on some cereal recently. The best ones I have had are products reduced because they are near their sell buy date. If the BOGOF or special offer isn't cancelled then the discount is applied at the full rate and you can end up being paid to take them away.

MBQ

er, I didn't calculate anything, I just pulled an appropriate figure out of thin air.