Indentifying SPAM - very OT!

[David]

Received an email this morning titled "Let's talk, handsome".

Can anyone guess how this raised my suspicions?

Cheers

Dave R

[John Rumm]

You are either deaf and mute, or fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? :-))

[David]

And was subsequently beaten by malefactors using several branches from the tree as I lay stunned and ugly on the ground.

I'm not bitter.

Dave R

[John Rumm]

Yeah, but have got personality, so what else do you need?