If you're going to complain at B&Q.......

Feb 10, 2005 3 Replies
L

.....hand them this letter.



OPEN LETTER TO B&Q Customer Services



Dear Sir/Madam



My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.



Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?



Yours Sincerely


Incidentally, I'm banned from all B&Q stores. I went into one the other day for some side cutters and a couple of drill bits. This little wanker comes up to me and says "You want decking?" So I nutted the bastard before he had chance to get the first punch in!


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M

I notice some footage of her with her toolbox. Couldn't see a single PPPro tool in sight.

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M

You owe me for some dry cleaning!

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L

On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 23:17:24 -0000, "Mike" strung together this:

She probably threw it overboard after realising none of it was any use for anything other than stirring her tea, unless it had sugar in, in which case it struggled.

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