How to annoy the entire street

[Commander Kinsey]

Put your wheelybin out after midnight. Every single dog hears this and begins barking. Hence everyone is now disturbed from their sleep and starts yelling at their neighbours for having a loud dog.

[Hawk]

You live near a dog pound? All dogs around here are inside sound asleep. Most people don't leave their dogs out all night. They are family members.

[T]

Sylvester, tweety, dog pound:

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Prat.

[Brian Gaff (Sofa)]

Really? You must have particularly annoying neighbours who are just looking for any trivial thing to have a moan about. Maybe they need to get some double glazing? Brian

[Brian Gaff (Sofa)]

I don't think that is what he meant. He means everyone lives in rice paper flats with no windows so everyone can hear anything, quite obviously grin. Brian

[spuorgelgoog]

St Andrews university have had the bright idea of offering free online trumpet lessons, including loan of instrument, to children.

Praying the neighbours don't take up the offer.

Owain

[Commander Kinsey]

That is the worst spelling I've ever seen. So where is this wolve?

[Commander Kinsey]

They bark at everything. It's called crying wolf. Same with burglar alarms.

But the binmen come earlier than most people wake up. I assume this "tradition" is to avoid traffic.

And we don't have bears and raccoons around here. I thought you guys had guns?

[Commander Kinsey]

Windows could be open in summer so the dog hears me. Annoying dogs are left outside so they don't shit on the carpet.

[Commander Kinsey]

There seems to be no continuity in that. Is it made of 50 different episodes or something?

[Commander Kinsey]

I do not live in a flat. Nobody should, that would be like being in prison.

[Commander Kinsey]

It's summer, windows tend to be open.

[Commander Kinsey]

Someone a few miles from me said that (he lives on a street, I'm in a culdesac - not a through route). You should complain to the council, it's their problem, not yours.

[Commander Kinsey]

The neighbouring council area to mine has those. No idea how that could possibly work with parked cars.

[Commander Kinsey]

My neighbour's kids have a drum kit :-/

[Commander Kinsey]

Snowflake.

[Commander Kinsey]

Your houses are further apart.

As I just said, your houses are further apart.

[Commander Kinsey]

WTF is alternate night no parking?

[""Retired"]

Once a week, usually for a few hours in the morning, no parking is allowed on one side of the street or the other to allow for trash pickup and street sweeping.

See typical sign from NYC here