Put your wheelybin out after midnight. Every single dog hears this and begins barking. Hence everyone is now disturbed from their sleep and starts yelling at their neighbours for having a loud dog.
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How to annoy the entire street
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- loud dogs are good for the neighbourhood - .. if they bark at odd things.
- wheelie bins are best put out in the morning - ... to keep the bears and raccoons out of them.
.. just sayin'.
John T.
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You live near a dog pound? All dogs around here are inside sound asleep. Most people don't leave their dogs out all night. They are family members.
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Sylvester, tweety, dog pound:
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Commander Kinsey snipped-for-privacy@military.org.jp> wrote
Doesn't happen when I do that.
Doesn't happen when I do that.
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Prat.
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Better yet put the bin out with kinzie in it to either bait or scare off the racoons or bears.( or whatever vermin haunts the scottish moors) They got Banshees over there? or wherewolves?
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< the racoons or bears.( or whatever vermin haunts the scottish moors)
Haggises, much worse than both.
Only vampires and haggises and rabid glaswegians.
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Really? You must have particularly annoying neighbours who are just looking for any trivial thing to have a moan about. Maybe they need to get some double glazing? Brian
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I don't think that is what he meant. He means everyone lives in rice paper flats with no windows so everyone can hear anything, quite obviously grin. Brian
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Our wheelie bins are manipulated by a big mechanical arm on the side of the truck. Nobody looks inside. The entire point is that they only need one man (the driver), thus reducing personnel costs.
I put mine out at 5 pm the day before collection day, when I get home from work. The bin stays outdoors all the time, and the lid is heavy enough to keep raccoons out.
Cindy Hamilton
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Some American tourists actually believe their tour guides when told that they're real animals. Look up one leg shorter than the other (for the purposes of finding a mate of the opposite sex running round mountains).
That's tautological. All Glaswegians are rabid.
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That is the worst spelling I've ever seen. So where is this wolve?
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They bark at everything. It's called crying wolf. Same with burglar alarms.
But the binmen come earlier than most people wake up. I assume this "tradition" is to avoid traffic.
And we don't have bears and raccoons around here. I thought you guys had guns?
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Windows could be open in summer so the dog hears me. Annoying dogs are left outside so they don't shit on the carpet.
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There seems to be no continuity in that. Is it made of 50 different episodes or something?
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I do not live in a flat. Nobody should, that would be like being in prison.
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It's summer, windows tend to be open.
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The neighbouring council area to mine has those. No idea how that could possibly work with parked cars.
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My neighbour's kids have a drum kit :-/