Health and softy gone mad!

That warning is for those that fear gluten in the wheat.

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We need to ban salt.  It may seem drastic but it's for the kids.

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Marius Josipovic

I'm afraid you are the one that meets the requirements of the term.

AB

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Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp

But people are often thick and have to be catered for. Look at all the stupid tossers in the UK that voted for Brexit. They were warned and still voted for self destruction didn't they?

That's over 50% of a western country that are too thick to know what harms them.

AB

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Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp Esq

Well, it happens that we need salt to survive, you see.

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Gladys Street-Porter

You've just quoted a health and softy sheet, you lose.

If you ingest too much salt, you will feel ill and puke up, way before you kill yourself.

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Commander Kinsey

But basically the company is accusing them of being so monumentally stupid that something called WHEAT bisks might not have WHEAT in it?!? The clue is in the name!!!

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Commander Kinsey

Which are absolutely pointless. We all know they're bad for us, but we want to smoke them! Leave us alone!

Well after you feel nauseous and puke it up. Just you try swallowing several spoons of salt, you can't do it.

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Commander Kinsey

You need to learn the distinction between long term and short term exposure. Also puking is an ill effect.

Animal testing normally starts to get LD50 or the amount of a material required to kill half the animals with a single dose. Long term animal testing is long term feeding and sacrifice and autopsy of the animals for effects on its organs.

Here is a better reference for you to complain about:

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Frank

Most people eat salt all the time on their chips, we're not dying of it. Are you one of those "the end of the world is nigh" folk?

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Commander Kinsey

You really are an outstanding d*****ad.

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Mr Pounder Esquire

They shift liability away from the cigarette manufacturers.

By the time you puke up, the damage may already be done. Try it and let us know how you get along.

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GB

Marius Josipovic posted for all of us...

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Tekkie®

I'm afraid I'd never be stupid enough to eat huge quantities of salt. I don't require a warning notice on the packet.

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Commander Kinsey

Why do you believe we should cater for the stupid? Why do you want the next generation to have stupid genes? Look up how evolution works.

Er no, the stupid ones want to stay in the EU and have the Germans and French decide what we do.

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Commander Kinsey

Answer the question.

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Commander Kinsey

So do nothing in reality.

I've puked up after swallowing a few mouthfuls of seawater.

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Commander Kinsey

Deflecting liability is actually quite something. In reality.

Now try it with a tablespoonful of salt. It'll be too dry to puke.

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GB

No, it's an utter waste of time. We need to stop arguing in courts and get on with real things, like growing crops, building devices, doing scientific research etc. Anyone not directly involved in accomplishing anything should be shot. Throw all the legal profession off a cliff.

And also too dry to swallow.

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Commander Kinsey

Why should we do that either?

They wouldn't if we let them die off.

But a lot would manage to kill themselves before the day of procreation.

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Commander Kinsey

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