DIY Enthusiasts/DIY Disasters Couples- New Primetime Saturday Night Comedy Show

That's because of the low education standards of the programme makers.. they now think everyone else is dumb too. The lowering of education standards affect everyone in ways that weren't dreamt of when they decided everyone could(should) pass A levels.

At one time, most worked in TV because they wanted to. And came up through the ranks, before getting to be an actual program maker.

These days the industry is full of meja graduates - many of which have no real interest in TV other than as a way of earning a living.

It's going the same way that IT already has, then. And the portents are not good.

Your programme is back to front. The panel should consist of DIY experts from this NG, with the contestants being your B-list celebs attempting DIY. Their attempts are then rated by the panel. I think you'll find that garnering a much bigger audience.

Be nice to see these professional piss takers having the piss taken out of them.

I want to puke.

Good, f*ck off and jump in an industrial scale minced, feet first, the you will occupy minimal volume. Alternatively get yourself fed into a crematorium feet first.

Just f*ck right off and die you parasitic pond life.

PS. Insulting letter to follow.

The show isn't based around DIY, it is based around fun couples and their relationships, but I was specifically looking for couples where one of them has a particualr passion for home improvement that the other person perhaps isn't as enthusiastic about. But the show itself will feature a range of issues, it is not based soley aroudn the topic of DIY.

Fine, then widen it so each week the panel is a different set of experts. DIY this week, train spotters next week, and so on. But let the celebs take the heat for a change.

About the only live TV we watch now is "Have I got news for you", and that's largely because from time to time Merton and Hislop turn on the presenter and other guests.

I do hope that we, the public, are going to be able to call in and vote for the couples appearing on the show. That would be a really neato angle that no other programme makers have ever thought of before, and put a unique spin on your particular offering.

That's a show I might actually watch!

Chav scum?

Thieving chav scum

And an intellectually challenging quiz at the end that costs £1 (could be more from your mobile operator) to enter

hey, cutting edge ideas for you , or what ?

And you get to win every power tool used on the programme

Owain