New Tv Show - Know A Bloke Who Needs To Man Up?

Shine TV are looking for couples to take part in a real holiday TV show with a difference.
Do you know a couple where the man is useless about the house, hopeless at DIY or completely lacking any practical skills? Is your mate/brother/son-in-law/husband/boyfriend a workaholic who couldnt survive two minutes without his gadgets? Does he struggle to look after himself, let alone his family? Would he benefit from a surprise holiday that will transform him into a multi-skilled, modern man (whilst his other half relaxes on the beach)?
If youd like to apply, find out more or would like to nominate someone, please send your name and a contact number to:
snipped-for-privacy@shine.tv
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On Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:25:34 +0000, Annie T wrote:

someone,
Oh no, not again. Will these people never learn? Yet another naive 'TV person' wanting to exploit the public, and not even managing to look in the right place for that. Yet another low quality TV programme. Yet another chance to make money out of making the public look stupid.
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Bob Eager wrote:

Free holiday Bob:-).
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Making *men* look stupid.
Do you know a couple where the woman is useless about the house, hopeless at sewing or completely lacking any household skills? Is your daughter/wife/niece a bimbo who couldn't survive two minutes without her makeup and shoes? Does she struggle to look after herself, let alone her family? Would she benefit from a surprise holiday that will transform her into a multi-skilled, traditional woman (whilst her other half relaxes in the pub)?
There. I rewrote it.
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On 29/01/2013 23:25, Owain wrote:

*applause*
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Maybe so, but perhaps some enterprising holiday company might find this a good idea instead. More fun I suspect might be had if the roles were reversed and the lady suddenly became an expert.
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I'll give you a tip. Get a proper job. If this is the best idea you can come up with, TV's not for you.
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On Jan 29, 11:46pm, "Dave Plowman (News)" wrote:

I really think it might be.
What would you suggest as an alternative career for Annie T? Nucear physics? Education? Tesco checkout? Local Government?
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On Jan 29, 11:46 pm, "Dave Plowman (News)" wrote:

I really think it might be.
What would you suggest as an alternative career for Annie T? Nucear physics? Education? Tesco checkout? Local Government?
Owain
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Is that the ones to strap him to his couch or the one tightened around his neck?
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She could go back to her previous job at McDonalds. "Do you want fries with that?"
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On Tuesday, January 29, 2013 2:25:34 PM UTC, Annie T wrote:

No, but I know many women who can't cook or clean any chance of a program to sort them out, or doesn;t sex equality streach that far ?

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On 30/01/2013 11:52, whisky-dave wrote:

But that wouldn't be the basis for making fun of people as nobody expects a modern woman to be able to do anything these days.
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On Jan 30, 1:54pm, "dennis@home" wrote:

Even walking and twitting simultaneously is too much for some.
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Pity about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Clean_Is_Your_House%3F
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There already are countless cooking programs, and even one for those who cant clean too.

Fraid so.
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Sounds like most of the retards who read diybanter
Annie - go back to washing the dishes, you don't even know your target audience
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On Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:25:34 +0000, Annie T
Shite DIY-er wanted, eh?

Wodders! Ideal for you; he'd bang a few nails in to the production staff and lie around all day on the beach drinking tinnies. He keeps the tinnies to repair the leaks on his iron shed.
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