Wonderful. Phone rings..
"I am from BT Openreach etc etc...we are going to cut off your internet because someone from outside is using it"
"Oh, that's very clever of them"
"Are you sitting near a computer connected to your router?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the key on the bottom left of the keyboard called CTRL?"
"Yes."
"What is the key next to it?"
"It's the 'Windows' key".
"OK, I want to to press 'CTRL' and the 'windows key' together and release them together.
"OK"
"What do you see?"
"Applications"
"Applications sir?"
"Yes. It's my Linux main menu"
"You have a Linux computer?"
"Yes"
"Congratulations sir, you are safe."
/dial tone/.......
ROFLMFAO.