cash machines

Mar 07, 2020 Last reply: 6 years ago 47 Replies
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is there a problem with your englash cash machines ... in Workington today which is a shithole anyway and the machine gave me £100 in bloody fivers....those plastic twenties causing trouble ?...AND the twats won't take Scottish notes.....


Coming out of our machines fine.

Ah, they been released, have they?

Oh right...thought there must be a problem...

About a week or so ago. One of the first banks was in Margate; they had a queue apparently.

"go around the corner to a bank" hum, nearest bank branch to here is

15 miles away. That's assuming it's still there, after our last bank branch closed over five years ago.

Another annoyance is that the machines are flattening the tactile dots on the tenners, which can eventually mean you have no idea what they are without measuring them or using a phobile mone app, which at the moment don' tread the 20s. Brian

Not with those, its the older plastic notes that are now getting creased and mangled. Brian

You're lucky, you are - our local bank closed a year or two back, and the nearest one is 40 miles away.

Only shitholes have cash machines with £5 notes in them.

I can get two pizzas and four bottles of beer from the Co-op for a fiver.

Londoners ask:

- what's a Co-op?

- what's a fiver?

Owain

Of course we know what a fiver is. Ideal for tipping with.

Northerners have to look up what tipping means.

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