I know there's at least one BMW driver here, so here goes...
BMW 525TDS, 1993, UK. Can anybody tell me the location of the alarm unit (standard BMW fit) for this model? Mine has gone a little weird, and BMW want to charge from £200 to £426 to mend it.
And the local BMW garage has just charged me £68 to tell me that my alarm is broken. That's £98/hour + VAT.