Bill Wright is almost a God

Nov 15, 2019 Last reply: 6 years ago 41 Replies

I met an aerial bloke today at work this morning to discuss the missing coax from the mains room to the roof. A bit of a problem as its a concrete roof, the mains room is in the centre of the building (granted on the top floor) and access to the roof is a very tight vertical/tunnel/ladder in the front corner of the building.



Now the lad is only down to fit the aerial and amplifier so I have to find out how the hell to get a cable up there for him. As we stood on the roof I said to the lad [1]



"I might give Bill Wright a call and see if he has ever worked on any of these buildings and get some advice."



Lad "You know Bill?"



Me "Yes"



Lad "You are so lucky, he's the best rigger there has ever been. I'll give anything to meet him. He's a f****ng legend"



So Bill what do you charge these days for people to worship you in person?



[1] I was deliberately testing the water to see if young riggers in Doncaster knew of you.

Sounds very suspicious. ;-) Talking of legends, its a disease you know...

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Tim

ARW's original post is actually very believable....

I started off on the newsgroups back in early 2000's and I learned of Bill Wright back then.

Hell, I even started subscribing to WotSat magazine once I realised he wrote articles for them.

What I know now of TV & Radio reception I learned over the years simply by reading Bill's newsgroup posts....

He is a character but he is a character that is actually worth knowing.... :-)

I did a job at the International Truck plant in Ontario, Canada, some years ago. They had a maintenance guy there, Bill Wright, the Millwright. No relation, I wouldn't think.

When they actually build buildings, I often wonder if they consider the retrofitting of any cables at all. Kind of makes you wonder. Brian

You would not believe how many places I have worked at where your name is on the TV distribution system.

BTW any ideas how to get a coax onto the top of the Nationwide Bank in Doncaster:-)?

I am seriously looking at feeding it though an old lead water pipe.

I think I've tracked down Bill's first ever newsgroup post from Dec

2000. From the Google archive, and posted through GG. ISTR it took some time for Bill to post directly to USENET
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Please don't go tracking down my earliest posts, they're embarrassing.

Well according to Dennis every property has ducts running up to its front door.

A future 'tradesman' might see that pipe and think, Hmm, that's a nice bit of lead scrap which is not being used, and chop out as much as he can :-(

I doubt it. Apart from the ends in the mains room and the roof access tunnel you cannot reach it withhold scaffolding.

There's something on the roof at the front side next to the Yorkshire Bank.

Is there still a fire escape at the back from the snooker club days?

Owain

The Snooker Club is now the flats I am working on!

That fire escape brings you out through the black door to the right of the opticians

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Lots of people complain these days that they have to travel miles to find a bank.

I think I know where the the banks have all gone now!

There are more traffic wardens than banks:-)

The van gets a ticket (or more than one a day) most days when parked there.

The estate agent doesn't mention there's no working telly point

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I presume from the streetview that this is on the optician's side of the building.

Owain

Put a rainbow flag on it (going by the streetview) and claim homophobic discrimination if they ticket you.

Owain

I can assure you that photos 5 and 6 are in flat 6, we only fitted the heaters last week.

The flats are all the top floor above Nationwide.

It's a s*it hole but we took it on from a bankrupt company.

to the unused points next to the sockets?

"electric central heating" according to the agent.

6 flats on one floor? Was probably a nice period interior originally.

Owain

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