- ATD - At the Doctor's
- BFF - Best Friends Funeral
- BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
- BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM - Covered by Medicare
- CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
- DWI - Driving While Incontinent
- FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
- FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
- FYI - Found Your Insulin
- GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GHA - Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
- IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
- LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL - Living on Lipitor
- LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
- OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
- ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
- TOT - Texting on Toilet
- TTYL - Talk to You Louder
- WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
- WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
- WTP - Where're the Prunes
- WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)