Since Stumpie is too thin-skinned to appear at the White House Corrspondents Dinner, instead of waiting for a new president, why not get someone else, like an old president, or one of those who worked in the White House and who testified before House committees this month.
Here is Obama in 2015.
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4 years later, he's funnier that Stumpie.Some jokes are too old to be funny but others are still good: He reminded listeners that Ted Cruz compared himself to Galileo for doubting climate change!
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have to admit he has imaginationPlus there wree the speeches that ridiculed him. New versions would be funny again, or maybe they could just ridicule Stumpie, even if he's not there. It's not their fault he's not there if they invite him.