I've never owned anything more shit than a Morris.... er.... Austin.... er.... Rover Maestro. It was so weak I actually had to drop to 2nd top gear to get up an incline on a motorway! Still, I could persuade it to wheelspin out of a junction. I got it to 113mph once, downhill. It vibrated a fair bit. The off duty policeman I overtook was a little amused.
-- Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light? Only during ballet practice.