OT: Bloody kids

Oct 14, 2017 92 Replies

What is it with hormonal baby makers? A very rude woman told me I mustn't park in the parent and child spaces at the supermarket. I told her it was closer to the shop and I see no reason she should get priority. She said it's difficult with children, so I told her it was her choice to have the little brat. This caused a complaint to the manager who told me to "not do it again or I'll have to ask you not to return". I told him to f*ck off.


Not much in it actually. I think they should remove the children ones and make them disabled ones. Someone in a wheelchair has mobility problems. Children can probably walk a lot further than their unfit parents.

Couldn't agree more, well said!

I'm sick of the uncontrolled screaming monsters being let loose in shops.

I'm sure parents dont allow the little brats to run around at full tilt at home screaming their heads off, so why subject the public to the ordeal?

The little horrors should be left in the car, it would have the added advantage that women would be in too much of a hurry to obstruct the aisles and checkouts for everyone else, they would be in and out before little Johnny cooked, froze or got molested.

AB

She's the one expecting extra rights for the child she decided to have. Neither her or her child were disabled, why should she get the same priority treatment as them?

You told nobody to f*ck off you lying cowardly little wimp. Giving a lone woman with a child stick is just about your mark, you have not got the guts to tell a man to f*ck off face to face. Wanker.

I did, a supermarket has no right to enforce parking regulations.

Who was it who kept going on about child benefits? Was it you perhaps?

And it was her giving ME stick!

He was smaller than me and not allowed to fight back while employed by the supermarket.

On its own property it can do what it likes.

Don't be surprised if the next rude woman keys your car instead of yelling at you.

I'll simply scrape the trolley against her car.

James Wilkinson Sword wrote

And he told you not to return, again.

Not true of the youngest ones.

Yes, that is just about your mark, you turd.

Like to tell us which allowance you are claiming, wanker?

Standard allowance - ?317.82 per calendar month (pcm), or ?73.34 per week. a.. Limited capability for work (only for claims started before 3 April

2017) - ?126.11 pcm or ?29.10 per week. b.. Limited capability for work and work related activity - ?318.76 pcm or ?73.56 per week. So in total, people who claimed Universal Credit after April 2017, but were previously getting ESA support group rate (?109.65 per week), EDP and SDP, will be set to lose ?41.10 a week - as they currently receive ?188 a week versus ?146.90 under Universal Credit. This means a loss of ?2,137.20 a year. But the DWP claims there is a safety net.

They can but it gets a little silly. They make a spot for parents with infants, how about spots for old guys with arthritis, old ladies with bunions, beer drinker that has to get to the restroom fast, etc.

The only parkers that really bother me are employees that take the prime spots and make others take extra steps in bad weather. Well, another is the guy with a fancy car taking two spots but I've not seen that in a while. When I was driving a beater I'd park as close as I could anyway.

Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp wrote

That just your rabid blood shot eyes, flecks of foam about the lips and weeping syphilis wounds that set them off.

They do actually. Mate of mine was talking on the mobile to me when he drove home from work and his was screaming his head off as he pulled into the drive.

He's not usually like that, he was very well behaved when I was driving them around in my car last Xmas, even when his dad left him in the car with me instead of taking him with him to buy something quickly.

They have no choice.

Not even legal here.

Nope, it can't say that the parking is only for the use of white men

The point about "parents withn children" spaces is that they are extra wide to allow easy access to children in reart seats. Ordianry mortals don't need that.

Could be the answer to Brexit.

Women could simply adopt a fully grown Pole or Rumanian, they would be fit and able to work instantly, wouldn't need state help to survive and could eliminate the paltry cost of what passes for an education in the UK.

EU workers are far more productive than children, communicate effectively and don't run around Asda screaming their heads off.

The "one child" policy was less than perfect in China, One is sure that the loonies that brought about Brexit can go one better!

I O'H

The ones I've seen are the same size. Old people need to open the door fully too at times.

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