It would be important for insurance purposes. If I were to claim that I crashed into a dinosaur on the M6, then I would not find it surprising that the police and insurance company wanted proof.
Dinosaurs are not common on the M6, but it would still be neccessary to identify the individual in order to secure a payout.
If dinosaurs were excepted from the need to supply proof and witnesses, every dubious character with a Morris Marina or worse would be claiming to have had his car written off by a dinosaur.
Bloody obvious really.
Have you been a Brexiter long?
Was it the resuld of a stroke or oxygen starvation?
Thank you for your input. But from what I've seen everyone has his own god, and it doesn't make much difference. Typhoons don't pick and choose who they kill. There are deaf gods you have to shout at, gods that like looking at your bottom (it's the bottoms up belief), gods that teach "thou shall not kill", gods that say the opposite "thou shall kill, as long as it's not yourself", gods that only know what you're up to if you go to a place called a church and tell a pedophile who hides in a box. ... I could go on .... I'll stick to my "42". It's almost a prime number. I'm a true believer and no logical argument will ever affect my faith. []'s
No, the insurance would tell you to seek psychiatric help instead of asking which fictitious animal you hit. Tell me, do you think you'd get away with saying god made you crash your car?
Thats the whole point of the evidence you bloody idiot! If evidence isn't provided it has to be treated as ficticious.
To be honest I have never, ever seen a dinosaur on the M6 or any other motorway for that matter, so I would have serious doubts about the viability of any insurance company that treated an uncorroborated report of hitting a dinosaur as anything but fiction.
Dinosaurs are not religious. It was elephants that supported the earth, but not being Hindu, I dont give the elephant proposition a lot of credence.
As far as I know, dinosoars form no part of any religion. I suppose Noah might have had a splodge of DNA??
As to your final point, if God made me crash my car, I would get the request in writing with a signature.
Even at that I would give the insurance company a ring to see if they had Gods signature on record and would get them to email me any past reports of crashes produced at the request of God.
I wouldn't think it was a request that has actually happened though, it's basically fairly obvious that something all powerful like 42.075 would not need the co-operation of a mere mortal to subject things to an impact.
Understandable. If I hit a dinosaur and the insurance company brought God into the situation I would smell a rat.
There is a tendency to bring an act of god into the equation to prevent payout.
As I stated, if you get the photos and witness details there will not be a problem. They can try to bring God into it, but wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
Belief in any of the gods is totally irrelevant in insurance claims. Although an act of god will effectively prevent payout, belief in the god that is stopping payment has no bearing at all.
You are missing the point! There is no reason to bother any god when in collision with a dinosoar. You could kneel by said dinosaur if it makes you feel good and utter a prayer. Generally there wouldn't be a problem, but prayers to 42.075 should be carried out with caution and NEVER try it with recently deceased carniverous dinosaurs.
and its much more convenient to not have to have one.
That's wrong too. You try flying out without one.
Clearly doesn't work.
Wrong, as always.
Even sillier than you usually manage and that's saying something.
Fuck all are actually stupid enough to vote UKIP.
You obviously don't if you don't use tap water.
Because it isnt a better quality version.
You didn't even do that with the steaming turds with wheels that you hoon around in.
Not feasible to have a toll booth at every corner.
Not feasible to have a tracking device surgically implanted in you so that when you run around starkers you get billed for the footpaths you use either.
Corse they can. They choose not to tax enough to keep the pockets full of money because they wont get elected if they do that.
Even sillier than you usually manage with the Torys.
And what money the Torys throw at the poor is only a small part of what they spend the taxes on.
Just not feasible with the most serious medical problems.
You couldn't even manage that with your trivial medical problems.
Irrelevant. The point is if you blame a dinosaur, they should just not believe you, they wouldn't ask you about what kind of dinosaur it was. Likewise if you blame god, they should immediately brand you a lying f****it.
They don't actually mean god though, it's just a phrase to mean a natural occurrence, like a flood. Or in their terms, something huge that would cost them far too much money in multiple payouts.
Because insurance companies are intelligent enough to realise there are no gods.
You're trying to meld my analogy with your religion. For what purpose?
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