Black & Decker

Sep 24, 2013 2 Replies
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Phone call to mum.


- "Hi Mom, it's me."



- "Hi Sally, are you okay?I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill."



- "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."



- "Oh my god, what happened?"



- "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."



- "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"



- "Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the s*it out of her!"


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On the way, Johnny got hit by a car.

Johnny's friend rushed on to school. Rushes into the class room, and tells his teacher Johnny got hit in the ass by a car, and, and..." "Rectum, Charlie, Rectum!" "Rectum! Damn near killed him!"

. Christ> Phone call to mum.

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Stormin Mormon wrote in news:B8p0u.125055$ snipped-for-privacy@fx19.iad:

When a doctor gives you a colonoscopy, he goes in through your Wrecked Him.

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