Any idea how to reattach a Fiskars lopper adjustable handle that broke off after only a few years' hard use

So show your wife how much you really love her and buy her a brand new pair of Fiskers.

o Happy wife, happy life

I bought one. The cutting blade broke almost immediately. Fiskars told me they would replace the blade under warranty "THIS TIME." So much for lifetime warranty....

-dan z-

I guess it's for the lifetime of the loppers you paid for, not your lifetime.

Cindy Hamilton

At the risk of pointing out the obvious... it's a "repair" question. o I know you're a troll so I'll just point out that obvious fact, "Bob".

Did you even bother to notice the brand new pair of Fiskars already in the box in the photo? (which I clearly said Fiskars sent me).

Besides, this is a "repair" newsgroup, is it not? o It's not an "Amazon buying club", is it?

If your answer to even these minor repairs is to 'buy a new one', particularly to buy a new one that I don't even need, then why the hell are you on this "repair" newsgroup, "Bob"?

The facts were clear that only you trolls don't seem to comprehend: o I now have _three_ pairs of the same Fiskars loppers.

You trolls can't even _read_ a post and understand what it says o And then you tell me NOT to repair when the question is about repair

So I'm supposed to buy a _4th_ lopper, instead of repairing the 3rd?

In summary, for those on this newsgroup who are not trolls, the question was merely about ideas for re-attaching the handle on one of them.

It's a "repair" question after all.

I thank you for Googling, but what good is the result if it's not even remotely close to the model I have (which I provided a photo of)?

Nor is the break even remotely in the same position?

You may as well show me a repair of a hammer or of a tree branch or of a tile roof, if you're gonna "claim" it's the "first answer on Google".

I know you're a troll, "Bod", so I'm not being polite to you for two reasons, (1) you're a troll, and (2) you just trolled me.

You don't think I searched first, before asking?

When I was in college I bought some Bic pens -- I think they only had the very simplest ones (clear plastic with a separate blue cap) then -- and it stopped working after a couple days. Their slogan was "Writes first time, every time". I took it back to the bookstore and was told, "Well it wrote the first time, didn't it?" Every pen worked the first time, every first time.

I don't remember if this was before or after another one leaked in my shirt pocket, ruined the shirt.