Have you seen the tv commercial for 3-Day Blinds?
It shows a family with a toddler girl, who goes into high school, gets accepted to college, and then gets out of the car with her new baby, to show the grandparents. All because they use the right kind of window blind.
It's silly enough when the right toothpaste gets someone a hunky looking boyfriend, but at least there's a kernel of truth in that one.
But the blinds-thing is just ridiculous!