Fortunately, there are no laws banning slide rules. "A well regulated
space shot, being necessary to the operation of a free state, the
right to keep and bear slide rules shall not be infringed."
I think one of us had a derivateve done wrong, as she really meant to
give me her home phone number. At least, that's what she said. The
only thing that got amputated was my plans for a second date.
Christopher A. Young
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