Re: I think....

Jun 03, 2005 5 Replies


....that if you DON'T put mustard on a hotdog the mayor should slap your


> face right in the middle of the town square.
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According to the Roman encyclopaedist Pliny:



mustard retards the effects of poisonous mushrooms.


I'm from New England. I think a hotdog should be grilled and the roll buttered on the outside... where the crustless parts are... New England hotdog rolls... duh... and grilled. I like mustard ketchup relish and onions on my dog.

Best dog I ever had in my life was outside a cave in Yugoslavia. The dog was steamed. The bun was steamed on a big metal dick. Took the bun off the dick, slathered mustard only in the hole, slipped the dog in the hole and handed it over. Best dog I ever had.

I read somewhere once that there was a period of history during which the French ate primarily as an excuse to have something to hold their mustard up with.

bandname : The Mustard Retards

Germany is in Wisonsin.

Mustard lather?

Shirley, it's all KFC and McD's now.

Mmm... tactile food.

Pfennigs aren't even real money. I bought some from my Mom for the collection and had to pay her back with a hug or something as we couldn't come up with Irish money insignifigant enough. Even the 'apenny.

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