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An "associate" is an entry-level attorney with a median salary of $100,000 - they don't know how to use caps either.

On to some peeves:

Does some monkey always have to always have to close off the *only* aisle that has what I drove all the way here to buy with those silly toddler gates "for my safety"?

And when I asked about the common size Shop-Vac bags that were out of stock, the guy checked the computer and found they weren't even on order. It seems, he said, that corporate decides how many of certain items a store needs, so they have too much of some stuff, not enough of others.

All the tools, hardware, and gadgets you sell come in BOXES, right?

So why not a stack of empty boxes here and there so I can package all the small items I need like caulk and pipe fittings and other stuff that rolls off the bottom shelf of the lumber cart I'm transporting 2x10s to the checkout with?

HD is set up for either large items that fit the lumber carts, or small shopping cart stuff - but I always buy BOTH at the same time!

And speaking of all those boxes that undoubtedly get consigned to the crusher, how about recycling a few at the checkout - joist hangers are the natural enemy of those useless plastic bags you people try to pack them in.

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Bob (but not THAT Bob)
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Hang on Mark, things may get better at your HD in the future. The three HDs I useshop at here around Red Sox Country, depending on where I happen to be at the time, have at least a half dozen "self checkout" stations and one "Associate" located there to give shoppers a hand with stuff too large to slide over the scanner stations or other checkout problems.

I held off trying them for a few months, then used one when the lines at the open regular checkouts were atrociously long. I was pleasantly satisfied to see how easy and fast it was. Wot the hay, If I'm going to be my own clerk in a "self service" store, I might as well take it all the way.

Jeff (Who remembers when department stores all had "floorwalkers".)

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Jeff Wisnia

And you BELIEVED an economist?

Remember, economists are those people who lack the charisma to be accountants.

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HeyBub

To which the young lady replied, in a voice whose volume surprised everyone, considering her dimunitive size: "Well, just f*ck you and this whole f***in' store! I've been waiting five f***in' minutes for you to tell me that! Well, just shit on you!" And she stormed out.

Everyone stood with their mouth open.

I said: "I suppose a hug is out of the question?"

The manager grinned and said: "You're probably right."

"Too bad," I said. "She had nice t*ts."

At this point, the regular check-out clerk (female) couldn't take it any more and broke out into absolute fits of laughter.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Remember to spread the joy.

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HeyBub

Interesting you should mention tires. I just got a set at Wal-Mart.

After installing and balancing the set, the technician disappeared. He reappeared a few moments later with a manager in tow. The manager went around the car and torqued all the bolts.

I asked about this odd dance.

"Policy," the service-writer said. "Someone other than the mechanic, preferably a manager, has to sign-off on the lug-nut tightening."

I was modestly impressed, though having a customer's wheels fall off on the freeway is, no doubt, a learning experience.

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HeyBub

A bookstore customer of mine gets books from a wholesaler delivered daily - from ten to as many as 75 standard-sized boxes of books per day.

They knock the boxes down, place them in an old poster rack, and sell them for fifty cents each.

The money goes into a Christmas Party fund for the employees. Every year, a NICE party.

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HeyBub

I've had two encounters in the last couple of weeks where the price that was scanned was higher than the price on the tag in the aisle. The first time I was at the self-checkout counter with an item that was on sale and it took the clerk ten minutes to straighten it out. The second time I went to a staffed counter and the clerk tried to tell me I was mistaken when I pointed out the price difference. They sent another clerk back to check, so I went outside and grabbed a couple of hotdogs (no joke - I knew they'd be slow), came back inside and waited until the other clerk returned only to be told that the scanner was right.

I then had to walk back to the aisle to see if I had lost my mind. They had the shelves stocked with that item in two different styles of packaging. I brought one of each up to the counter and showed the clerk that they were identical. They had two different prices for the two different packaging styles. I pointed out that neglecting to either update the scanner pricing, relabel the sign on the shelves or remove whichever packaging style they wanted, was ripping people off.

This is the most bothersome thing in a long list of grievances. It's curious how both times the error was in their favor. What are the odds of that happening...?

The only reason I use HD is because it is open late and I'm a nightowl. I'll be forwarding this entire thread to HD's customer relations minions for their perusal. I'll be curious to see their reply.

R
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RicodJour

Too complex to argue the errors here. Book length post required.

Not a win-win all around. For the US resident who considers work = pain the current system is a disaster. For the worker who doesn't think a plasma TV, a GPS device in his car, a super-duper cell phone/camera, 10bps of p*rn a second, 100 channels of video garbage, etc etc to be necessities of life it's a disaster.

The Bangladeshi (some anyway) is making out like a bandit. Effectively we're transferring our accumulated wealth to them and to the other third-world countries. Eventually we'll be on the same living standard.

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HighFlyer

Hopefully.

R
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RicodJour

Maybe. I don't know.

Exactly like giving someone a title rather than a raise.

Things may have changed in the last 20 years, but if you go back before then, did you notice that every manager and maybe even below that of a branch bank was a "vice-president" of the bank?

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mm

Nothing you say below supports this sentence.

No matter how valid your complaints me be or not be, I just can't take you seriously.

No.

Maybe when you get your head on straight, you'll be able to handle your problems at work better.

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mm

I don't like that either, but I don't trust anyone to actually remember the aisle numbers, so I'm forced to let them do that.

What they should do is publish a big directory of things and where they are located. And hang it from a wire at a few places in the store.

Supermarkets should do that too. The Giants in Baltimore etc used to have 8 summary directories on four signs hanging from the ceiling. The new owners lowered that to 4, but the problem is not so much finding vegetables. It's finding obscure things like horseradish.

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mm

Numbers don't lie. Go ahead - correct the numbers if you have better ones.

Wow! How so? If one doesn't want or need 100 channels of p*rn, etc., one could get by quite nicely, I would think, on the largess of society. For example, I've got two who live in a field behind my house. They "solicit" at a nearby busy intersection (it's nice to live close to your place of employment), "working" whenever they want. They have, evidently, all the comforts they need, including a dog house for their two animals.

Iz okay. We create, usually, much more wealth than we transfer. If I buy six pair of Sri Lankan-made socks at Target for a dollar, I've created five dollars worth of wealth (assuming US made socks cost $6.00) of which maybe twenty cents gets transferred to Arthur Clarke's kingdom.

There are those (I'm one) who can demonstrate that wealth can be created or, in the case of most government interventions in the general marketplace, destroyed. Those who harken to more socialistic models of economics believe that the amount of wealth is fixed and any movement thereof must involve a win-lose transaction.

As I said earlier, I'm for win-win scenarios.

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HeyBub

I suspect that may have been due to the lawyers. Perhaps they had to be an officer to make a commitment that was binding.

Boden

mm wrote:

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boden

Well, yeah... That's what "Free Trade" MEANS.

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Goedjn

a race to the bottom

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CJT

It's not the numbers that are incorrect, it's what you intend that they imply.

Huh?

The plasma TV etc are examples of demand for the sake of demand. Running in place on the treadmill. Apart from some very low paying jobs, try getting your employer to allow you to work 30 hours a week instead of 40 for 3/4 of the wages/salary. Lots of luck; it's not going to happen.

You've lost me again. In the transaction you describe the US worker displaced by your purchase from Sri Lanka has lost (potentially) $5. There's no creation of wealth here.

They're not making any more land, or raw materials under it or on it.

Indeed.

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HighFlyer

Maybe. Had'nt thought of that.

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mm

My employer has just such a program. It's most often used by young mothers so they can stay at home with their children but it's also sold as a program for older employees so they can test-drive retirement.

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Keith Williams

On 12/13/05 04:56 am mm tossed the following ingredients into the ever-growing pot of cybersoup:

Probably goes with the inflation of degree names: are US physicians better physicians than their UK counterparts because the US degree is called "MD" ("Medical Doctor" or "Doctor of Medicine") whereas a British physician typically has two Bachelor's degrees ("MBBS" = "Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery")? Or is a US lawyer with a "JD" (= "Doctor of Laws") more qualified than a UK lawyer with an "LLB" (= "Bachelor of Laws")?

Perce

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Percival P. Cassidy

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