Tim Hortons fires an employee over one TimBit.

[Tim Douglass]

Only if they are equipped with SawStop.

-- "We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass

[Edwin Pawlowski]

How about drill presses? I wonder if Tim Horton's uses a drill press to make the holes in donuts. Wouldn't the Timbits have a pilot hole in them though?

[Robatoy]

They DO have pilot holes in them. That's how they fill them with jelly.

[Robatoy]

One TimBit =3D 1 calorie.

[Lobby Dosser]

Uh oh ...

[Robatoy]

A kid at my daughter's school often brings in a 20-pack and eats them all for morning snack.

Her bathtub has stretch marks. She needs shoe-horn to get in. ONE cup of water, and the tub overflows with her in it. I'm not saying she's fat, but she wears a belt with two buckles, one in front, and one in the back... a series set-up.

Her sister is skinny. Wears a pyjama with one stripe. When she drinks a glass of tomato juice, she looks like a thermometer.

[Robatoy]

53 calories in one of those little things?... and here *I* thought that the 'TimBit' was a unit of measurement.

I kid.

[Upscale]

They DO have pilot holes in them. That's how they fill them with jelly.

I wish you guys would stop talking about Timbits and Tim Hortons. Every time I see one of these messages I'm forced to head down to the Tim Hortons at the end of my street and buy some donuts. I'm too damned fat as it is.

[Upscale]

Timbits are the *only* thing I don't buy. It's too hazardous handling those things these days.

[Upscale]

BTW, a Timbit has 53 calories and when has anyone been able to eat just one? They're obviously distantly related to potato chips.

[Charlie Self]

But the hot sauce was an essential with those eggs. Lots of salt, too. Even then, I found regular pepper almost flavor free. Too much oatmeal mixed in, I guess.

[jo4hn]

j4

[Robatoy]

Dude... I try, okay??

[Robatoy]

oops...

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