My wife FARTS all the time,,,
once a year all the fabric stores in the twin cities have some kinda
"shop till ya drop" deal, and then her aunt, mother, and sister drive
up from wisconsin, an they all FART for the entire weekend.
hell i don't think a week goes by that she wont FART on the way home
from work at least twice...
sometimes she wants me to FART with her, but i would rather BELTCH
(buy every little tool, and chrome hardware)
PS if your SWMBO is at all like mine, her "stash" if sewn together,
would be big enough to tarp a battleship for winter storage!