Having a sarcasm-impaired day, are you?
You just can't help yourself, can you?
Apparently, you consider it a personal attack when someone points out the truth about you.
If you don't wish to be considered vulgar, ill-mannered, and incapable of debate without resorting to personal abuse, then you shouldn't call people things like "asshole" and "lying piece of decrepit s*it" when they disagree with you.
Speaking of being devoid of a sense of humor... Lighten up, huh?
You need more fiber in your diet. Try oatmeal.
Thanks. Same to you.