Sunday I went out to get some Varnish, of course the local paint store is closed so I go to Lowes. Surprise!, I can't find it. I ask at the counter and the girl takes me to the poly and asks if I want gloss or satin. I tell her I want Varnish not Poly. "Let's ask Jim", she says. Jim is a nice enough guy but starts explaining how I really don't want Varnish because Poly is the same thing and works better, blah, blah, blah. Thanks Jim, I'll go elsewhere.
Later my travels take me by Home Depot. I'm reluctant but I go in anyway... The tart at the paint counter tells me that is "back there", pointing over her head (lazy bitch didn't even turn around, nevermind getting off her stool). I ask another rocket scientist in an orange apron who tells me, "they don't make that anymore, I think its illegal".
Well, if you do have any Varnish in your shop you can probably get good money for it since "they don't make it anymore"...
A quick trip to the paint store on Monday and viola! a can of Varnish and can of 100% Mineral Spirits.
FWIW Lowes did have Spar Varnish but I have never used it so I passed on it since the project will be indoors and see little use.