Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> on Tue, 23 Mar 2021 17:28:08
+0000 (UTC) typed >> This is sounding like one of Those Projects. Where it turns outAh, the new classics.
My wife would like to take a bath, but the house has no bathtub, just a shower. In what appears to be a bathroom added on, a long time ago. Shortly after the asteroid arrived. (Sometime before the Ice Age, a third bedroom was added. That's reasonably sound and even 'up to code". Hard to visualize but the main house is 26' square, with a
5' square bathroom, and a third room, both off the back. This leaves a "notch" about 6 ft wide and 13 ft long which is where the garden shed pile is right now. But the Bathroom has sagged - badly. Simplest solution to all this is to take a chainsaw and expand the notch to six by 18. Put down a slab and "add on." The corner has to come off because the toilet is held up by the drainpipe, and the flooring by force of habit. The first question is: tie the new roof on the add on into the existing roof, open that up and tie in to those rafter/joist, or put all new trusses up? And / or tie into the main, very steep pyramid of the main house?Of course, if we're doing a major roofing job, might as well get the rest of it.
While we are at it, might as well pull the old chimney out, add those to my already impressive Pile O' Bricks for an eventual Project. {BBQ / Fire pit, raised flower beds, brick patio, "art", etc} So, seal off that hole in the roof? Or add a hood over the stove in the kitchen and exhaust out the old chimney route? Anyway, that gets resolved before we redo the roof. Might as well, we're already up there. Oh, but what about the porch roof? Ask not about the roof, but rather ask "What about the porch itself?" I can see where a corner it being held up by cinder blocks, and I remember nailing that board over where the edge broke when I stepped on it. I do not want to look under there, at all. Now, we're getting old, and we are going to need a ramp. Could include that in the Porch rebuild, but - well two trees need to come out, and I'm loath to just chop down a Japanese Maple. Oh, and while we're making money like a successful bank, lets fix the wiring and panel before adding more to this pasta dinner.
All this before adding some central heat, insulation, repainting it all ... did I mention the parking place, leveling the yard, and landscaping?
As I said, I think I'll just take the front screen off and put a new house behind it.
Sometime in the next couple years, I'm sure.