The conflict in Iraq will soon be over. The latest deployment to defeat the Iraqi insurgents is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Butch, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick, Tex and Cooter are being sent along with their 1968 Ford four wheel drive pickup trucks and hunting gear. They have been given only the following information about the enemy:
- There is no bag limit. 2. The season opened last weekend. 3. They taste like chicken. 4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music, barbecue or Jesus. 5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
It should be over in about a week.