O/T: The New Abby

Jun 14, 2010 10 Replies
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L

Another one.



Enjoy



Lew



----------------------------------- Equipped with a sail boat designed to right itself when tipped over, and with emergency beacons that self-activate when sensing trouble, an auto-generated 'SOS' signal sent to the nearest mainland, auto-pilot at the helm, and 24-hr contact with civilization via Internet, 3-year-old Windy 'Seahorse' Gale will attempt to become the youngest person to sail around the world.



When asked if this was child endangerment, her parents said, "Not at all.



We're born-again Christians.



We feel that, if necessary, Windy can walk on water and calm storms with a wave of her hand."


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L

They have a Technical Spokesperson ...

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"Lobby Dosser" wrote in news:hv4q0e$fki$1 @news.eternal-september.org:

This is a child-equipped unmanned, remotely operated sailboat, ummm prison.

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L

On Mon, 14 Jun 2010 01:28:41 -0700, "Lew Hodgett" wrote the following:

Do I hear an "AMEN"?

P.S: Let's just hope Windy's local Child Protective Services heard that and acts to save the child from her parental moronics.

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N

It would probably be cheaper than daycare.

Nonny

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J

Which laws would apply? The starting country or the finishing country?

At the starting end nothing has been breached, yet. At the finishing country, nothing has happened, assuming success.

Maybe the Geneva Convention would apply?

P.S: Let's just hope Windy's local Child Protective Services heard that and acts to save the child from her parental moronics.

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L

P.P.S I promise not to respond to OT posts on the child's rescue!

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On Tue, 15 Jun 2010 01:09:09 -0700, "Lobby Dosser" wrote the following:

There sure is a lot of BS here on the Abby rescue post. I'm outta here.

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J

It seems to be the general flavour, here. Now where ya gonna' go?

On Tue, 15 Jun 2010 01:09:09 -0700, "Lobby Dosser" wrote the following: There sure is a lot of BS here on the Abby rescue post. I'm outta here.

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