Years ago, I was at Walmart buying a can of Sam' Choice dog jerky strips. They look just like regular beef jerky, but are made for dogs.
A lady behind me in line was obviously reading the can as I stood in the checkout line. I turned to her and said, "They taste just like real beef jerky, and the grandkids don't know the difference."
It was one of those moments to remember. Every expression imaginable went over her face, beginning with politeness, then shock, then unmitigated rage. I paid my bill and left.
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