O/T: New Top Ten List

Sep 15, 2010 1 Replies
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Lew



----------------------------------- Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women



And here we go...



#10 -You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.



#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.



#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.



#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.



#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.



#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.



#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.



#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"



#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!


Cute.

OTOH, one major drawback to guns over women. You can only get a blow job from a gun ONCE! ;)

nb

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