O/T: New Top Ten List

Enjoy

Lew

----------------------------------- Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 -You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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Lew Hodgett
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Cute.

OTOH, one major drawback to guns over women. You can only get a blow job from a gun ONCE! ;)

nb

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notbob

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