O/T: Blond Painter

[Lew Hodgett]

Enjoy

Lew

---------------------------------------- This blond decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

She decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is okay.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it, by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...,

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• You'll love this...,

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• Yep... I know you will...,

* * * * ** * * *'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'

[Bill]

Sorry, I saw that one coming. But the next day she wanted to know how long it would take to get from Las Angeles to New York. So she called the airline, and asked her question. The receptionist told her, just a minute, and she said thank you and hung up.

[Bill]

BTW. Yes, I know the city is spelled "Los Angeles", but that's the way I heard it..

[dpb]

I heard she was laid off and looking for any part time work could find. Knocked on fella's front door and asked about any household chores, light yard work, whatever...

"Well, I was going to paint the porch. Can you do that?"

"Well, of course, I can."

"Ok, there's the can of orange paint and the brushes. If you need anything, knock on the door, the wife and I are working in the back but there's a bell out there, too so can hear."

Some time later, the bell rings and he goes to the door. "Done already?"

"Oh year, but...

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That was no Porsche, it was a Lexus!"

[Robatoy]

Walking along the street, side-by-each (Quebecism) a brunette and a blonde were having a talk about what kind of surprises they liked from their husbands. Blonde: "I love it when he brings me flowers." Brunette: "When my husband brings me flowers, he expects me to lie there with my legs up in the air all night." Blonde: "Why don't you just get a vase?"