Now I'm In Big Trouble!

Jan 10, 2007 16 Replies

My inaugural Lee Valley catalogs arrived today. I think I need to find a second job.


You don't need no steenking second job. You need a credit card!

Oh s*it! That'll put me in more trouble.

See if LV needs a tool tester!

Their stuff is awesome, and their service is better than that.

My wife hides my catalog, only lets me see it once a month, when I'm broke. (Just kidding, she ordered my Christmas presents from them this year.)

Old Guy

"Old guy" wrote in news:6biph.300806$FQ1.277750@attbi_s71:

You'll have to "censor" it and black out the phone numbers and addresses with a permanent marker. ;-)

Puckdropper

Geez - I could have signed it for you....

Hope you get a REALLY good second job.... ;)

Cheers -

Rob

Are you serious? That would cause me to lose my first job.

Probably gonna place my first order today.................

...............after wife goes to bed...

I'm thinking I should pre-apply filing bankrupsy.

No, you just need your wife to have her pay direct deposited to Lee Valley. That should be easy enough eh?

That would be great if I paid her to raise the kids.

"Mike M" wrote in news:ZOadnQHpvqcw1jvYnZ2dnUVZ snipped-for-privacy@comcast.com:

The only bad thing about that is they'll take your tools to repay debts!

Puckdropper

That's a very unwise thing to try with a So.Philly Italian. :)

Nah, they just find a *bigger* So. Phily Italian to do the taking. ;-)

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Start paying her with at least annual raises.....makes it a win win for both of you......don't forget the direct deposit part though....Rod

She's been given twice weekly raises and I've been giving her direct deposit for 28+ years! :)

Sounds like a friend of ours. He once made the comment that he's had the same salary for 25 years. "I get $20 a week, just like after we got married" he said.

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