They built a new Home Depot right down the street from my shop. At the main entrance, between the "in" and "out" lanes which intersect with a busy four lane street, there was this kind of brick wall divider that said "Home Depot" on it . Problem was, the entrance lane was very narrow and the turn too tight so that people kept hitting the brick wall thing which turned out not to be a brick wall at all but just a flimsey sheet metal box with "Z" brick veneer glued onto it. So after several hits, the thing was looking pretty sorry and I wondered when they were going to fix it. I had this idea that maybe they would widen the entrance lane a bit and maybe add a little more sweep to make the access easier. Well, today I drove by on the way to the shop and saw that they had indeed "fixed" the problem. They had removed the "brick" wall thing and replaced it with a huge boulder! Only thing missing was a sign that said "Let's see you run into THIS, suckers!" DD PS No, the boulder is not orange and it does not say "Home Depot" on it.
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