Musings On A Cane

Feb 03, 2005 26 Replies

I've been using a cane for the last few weeks. Seems I ate something from the local Taco Hell, and within a half-hour after, began suffering from an upset somach. Which progressively got worse, and lasted about a week. A case of intestional indigestion perhaps. Or perhaps they changed the type of oil they cook with - when MacDonalds changed their cooking oil, a lot of people had various reactions to it, including a few quite severe. Moot point now, I don't eat anything from there anymore.



Whatever it was, as a result, I seem to now have a disturbance of my inner ear. And, as a result of that, now occassionally lose my balance. Haven't fallen, but close a few times.



So, cane time. I had been planning on making one or three canes when I got old and needed one, but the time to need one came way ahead of schedule, and no canes made. Needed a cane. Now.



Cruised down to one of the local drugstores. The town is growing like Hell, and among other things has 3 drugstores, 4 if you count one in the new Wal-Mart just outside of town. I knew the drugstore had canes, and I needed one. They had adjustable aluminum ones for around $22, and I about got one of those. Figured I could fiddle a bit, until I got it at the optimum length. The wood ones were only about $11, but they were a bit long. Then I got considering, and decided I could cut a wood one down to size.



So got a wood cane, "walnut" according to the tag. Yeah, right. It was way long I thought, came above my waist, and my elbow was bent. I'm 5'7" and figured I'd have to cut inches off of it, I figured short enough to have my arm about straight when I was standing with the cane. Wasn't going to cut it right off, wanted to get a handle on how much to lop off first.



And, wound up leaving the cane as is. I don't think it'd be near as comfortable using it, if it was shorter. Plus, standing, I can sorta lean on it. Surprising, because I thought it would be uncomfortable left long, now I figure it'd be uncomfortable if it was shorter.



It was invaluable for the first week or so. Now, the inner ear disturbance has pretty much gone away, but still there. I don't really need the cane any more, but it's a great confidence builder, because I could still need it. Anyway, I still use it, just in case. I drive a pickup, and put it in the cab the first week or so. That was pretty much a PITA tho, it'd slide over, or down on the floor. Now I just put it in the bed, and hook the handle in one of those holes in the topside of the bed. Works great. Get out of the cab, grab the cane. Then just stick it in the bed again, and into the cab. Much less hassle.



Like I said, I don't figure I still really need it, but I have still lost my balance a bit in the house once or twice, fortunately not outside, so still carry it. Just in case. Too bad I couldn't have waited until I was old before I needed it, but that's life. Anyway, that'll be 20-30 years in the future. Besides, with my knees as they now are, especially the right one, it's very good insurance, particularly going up and down steps.



Otherwise, basically, life is good.


JOAT Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.



- David Fasold



What kind of story is that? I was envisioning something like you not needing the cane anymore, but it happened to be a handy weapon when some bugger tried to rob you. The "LEAST" I expected was that it saved you in some way like you fell into the river with it and at the last minute before you went over the falls, you used the crook of the cane to snag a tree branch, thus saving you from certain drowning.

Bah! I'm so disappointed.

J T wrote: snip of the perils of eating at McD/KFC/TB

Sorry to hear that you had to learn to use a cane. Think about how much fun it is to find one if you're 6'4". %-) What I did when I need one, was to toss it into my Easy Rider Rifle Rack. Just a thought. I found that if I had to twist to get out of the cab then walk around to the bed, it kinda defeated the point of having the cane with me. Alos increased the opportunity to kiss the pavement before I got to the cane. YMMV Dave in Fairfax

I came into a couple of old, solid brass doorknobs. I made a cane head out of one after shining it up. It looks ok, probably would not work too well for its intended use, but would make an awesome weapon since the shaft is heavy ash. What I will really need is a brain cane.

You sure it isn't a Red Ryder Rifle Rack?

Good move. Go rent and watch the movie Supersize Me and you will

*never* eat in a fastfood joint again.

Sorry to hear that.

Great story. I took my mom's cane after she passed away. It is made of wood and very nice. I figure I might use it one day if I ever blow out a knee after working out too much at the YMCA but in the meantime it is just nice having it and knowing it used to belong to my mom.

FWIW our local VFW will loan vets wheelchairs, walkers, canes etc. You may qualify under Medicade, although I know you are still quite young, and the doc can prescribe the cane and you won't be out a cent.. Save that money for ww tools.

Larry

Pretty sure, I haven't had a Red Ryder in a lot of years. Still got a Daisy for less-than-lethal, but it doesn't go into the truck. Dave in Fairfax

damn, and you're the "plan man", bro!

Hope the problem goes away and you won't need a cane for years, except to smack the occasional stray dog..

Thu, Feb 3, 2005, 1:06pm (EST+5) snipped-for-privacy@fairfax.com (Dave=A0in=A0Fairfax) says: I found that if I had to twist to get out of the cab then walk around to the bed, it kinda defeated the point of having the cane with me.

Nah. It goes in the bed right behind the cab, the end of the handle in the post hole (or whatever you call it) in the truck bed side. Slip out of the truck, grab the cane, no walking involved. If find that much handier than the cane in the cab.

JOAT Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.

- David Fasold

Thu, Feb 3, 2005, 4:44am snipped-for-privacy@rogers.com (Upscale) laments: I'm so disappointed.

My ghostwriter was out of town. I'll try to do better next time.

JOAT Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.

- David Fasold

Thu, Feb 3, 2005, 9:06am snipped-for-privacy@canada.com (jaime) applauds and calls out: Great story.

Thanks. Now go over and console Upscale.

And, you really need to learn to snip.

JOAT Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.

- David Fasold

Thu, Feb 3, 2005, 3:01pm (EST+5) snipped-for-privacy@mchsi.com (Lawrence=A0L'Hote) says: FWIW our local VFW will loan vets wheelchairs, walkers, canes etc. You may qualify under Medicade, although I know you are still quite young, and the doc can prescribe the cane and you won't be out a cent.. =A0 Save that money for ww tools.

You know, I don't even belong to the VFW. If I did, someone would probably want me to go to meeting or something. Meetings are scheduled, can't be having that. I do belong to the DAV, but don't bother attending any meetings. Hell with the doctor prescribing a cane for me. I'd rather save the free ones for people who are really tight for cash. I'd sonner buy my own. Then when "I" decide I don't need it anymore, it may go into one of my projects.

When I get to the point of needing a wheelchair, I figure I'll put a gas engine on it.

JOAT Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.

- David Fasold

Upscale??

You should never say that to me when your fly is down. :-D

Anyone with half a brain wouldn't stop eating fast food, they'd learn the importance of moderation rather than overindulgence.

I wouldn't recommend this movie -- its all a gimmick.

Thu, Feb 3, 2005, 3:03pm snipped-for-privacy@canada.com (jaime) confusedly asks: Upscale??

Yep.

Then states her world view: You should never say that to me when your fly is down. :-D

Your mind is in the gutter.

JOAT Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.

- David Fasold

I know. Sad isn't it?

I really *need* to date more often.

I made a corner shelf today.

Thu, Feb 3, 2005, 12:30pm (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com burbled: Anyone with half a brain wouldn't stop eating fast food, they'd learn the importance of moderation rather than overindulgence. I wouldn't recommend this movie -- its all a gimmick.

Trolls have queens?

JOAT Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.

- David Fasold

Ahhh, forget all that crap - can you dowse with it?

B.

When you're 110 to 140? :)

I have a cane too. A good cane is better than a walking stick in some instances. If, say, you want to re-paint your 180 pound park bench, and you don't want to kill the grass where the park bench is, so you pick it up over your head to carry it over to your patio, and then you step in a depression and fold your ankle over, and then you don't want to drop your

180 pound park bench, so you force yourself to stand back up and shoulder the burden, and you subsequently sprain the living s*it out of your ankle, well, when that happens, a cane is a much better choice than a walking stick. DAMHIKT.

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