Lumber Joke-- Clean

Mar 14, 2005 1 Replies

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A

small tree
>>begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is >that a son
>>of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the >sapling.
>>The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if >that is
>>a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is >neither a
>>son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece >of ash I
>>have ever put my pecker in."
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my apologies if this has been posted prior.

oops, here's the whole thing: It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Lumber Joke-- Clean

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