Lumber Joke-- Clean

[Dave Eames]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A

small tree >>begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is >that a son >>of a beech or a son of a birch?" >> >>The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the >sapling. >>The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if >that is >>a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" >> >>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is >neither a >>son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece >of ash I >>have ever put my pecker in." >>-------------------------------------------------------------------- >-------

my apologies if this has been posted prior.

[Dave Eames]

oops, here's the whole thing: It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."