Handyman Club of America must be getting desparate. I just got my latest mailing from them.
They must have decided that the low response rate in signing up new victims^H^H^H^H^H I mean suckers^H^H^H^H^H, I mean shills^H^H^H^H^H umm subscribers is that people haven't been seeing the mailings. Well, no more, my mailing today arrived in a 10 x 14 envelope colored in an attractive blaze orange, eclipsing all other mail in the mailbox. No chance of not seeing that mailing. They must have also decided that people were not being wowed by the generous free tool included in each mailing. So, no more mailing containing only a sanding pad or a plastic drill index. Nosirree! They are pulling out *all* the stops in this mailing. Not only did I get the attractive and highly useful drill guide -- in an attractive black matte finish with the highly ergonomic black matte raised numbers on black background, I *also* got the address return labels sheet (I've found them quite useful after you cut off the HCA club logo) with the stick-on electrical panel labels (who can't use 5 copies of breaker labels?) and the obligatory "I'm a Handyman, personalized sticker", in addition, I got a 3
1/2" x 5" notepad with 10 (count 'em 10!) pieces of paper. What a deal! It that's what they throw in for free, imagine the kinds of free tools they must be sending to be reviewed and that you then get to keep!/sarcasm off