Today, my wife received the big orange envelope in the mail. Her personalized invitation to join the Handyman Club of America as a charter member. How many years now have they been recruiting charter members? I don't know how in the hell they got her name. Even got the "Mrs." right in the salutation.
I snagged her free gift - the glue spreader, aka a drill bit guide. That makes four I have now. My kids drew some pictures, my wife grabbed some expired coupons and we stuffed the postage paid envelope full of our "junk mail" and sent it back to them.
Bob