When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car
and opens the trunk
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard
men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those are my emergency flashers!"