An Engineer, Doc Faraday, made it his regular habit to stop off at a
bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his
habit and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5.15 p.m.
One afternoon as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was
dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking
quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set
it on the bar. The Doc came in at his regular time, took one sip of
the drink and exclaimed, "This is'nt a hazelnut daiquiri". No, I'm
sorry", replied the bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc". !
Bryan in Bear,Delaware