I received this from my brother today, seemed fitting if you fail to make
At a minimum, get your wife/mother/ girl friend/significant other (as
appropriate) flowers and a card. This is mandatory, no matter what they
have said in the past. Failure to comply will result in severe dose of
frostbite, possibly fatal.
Avoid becoming an emergency room legend, make sure the right card goes to
the right wife/girlfriend, if there are multiples.
The easiest time to get flowers is on the way home Friday night; it also
sets a good mood for the following day.
Despite irrefutable proof complied by auditors on how inexpensive Valentine
flowers are on 15 Feb, the true cost is cost is unacceptably high.
Tips on presents:
Red is good, camouflage is bad.
She does not have enough jewelry.
Gift certificates are OK, but not to the places you shop at.
Nothing says it's over like appliances.