Why it's important to let superglue dry properly

[Owain]

Warning: this article contains the following words which some readers may find offensive: dwarf, penis, superglue, hoover, hospital

[Owain]

Owain

[Andy Hall]

Scotsman?

Which is good for people all over the country, including Scotland, who think that Henrys are good.

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Owain saying something like:

That's much more acceptable. Being stuck in Henry would be almost normal these days, but being locked into Hoover might mean you were Floyd.

[ARWadsworth]

It is important to get these things right :-)

When my friend was in court for breach of the peace (I cannnot remember the exact charge) following a fight involving a mop and a couple of loud drunken yobs, my mate pointed out to the magistrate, "is was a Vileda not a mop". He nearly got sent down for contempt of court.

Adam

[Brian G]

Another stuck up p**ck!