Just emailed the MD of a company a photo of me knobbing the gf instead of a photo of the fault on the lights in his office that I just fixed.
Whoops
Jun 16, 2018
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Maybe he'll give you a discount if you send more.
ITYM "I've just discovered my PC has been hacked so I need to email all my contacts and tell them to disregard recent mail from me"
Well it could be worse... a photo of you knobbing his gf/wife for example ;-)
and daughters.
That's even funnier than the bloke on the plumbing forum who drilled through the shower pipe he fitted yesterday.
Owain
Ah, the delights and dangers of modern digital photography, all neatly illustrated in a single sentence. :-)
Or sons...
Well there you go then... Brian
At least you didn't email-to-Usenet this time
Owain
I'd be more sympathetic if you hadn't regaled us over the years with all those colourful reports of your extraordinary number of sexual conquests carried out whilst you were supposed to be on the job!!
I thought most of them were expressions of gratitude after he'd finished the job, not while he was on it.
Owain
Bumped into an ex at HMP New Hall last month. Last dated her back in
1986. She still looks good in a uniform.
So.... you banged her again just for old time's sake, right?
blouse and epaulettes, or stripey shirt and denims?
Owain
She must have been on our side of the bars, or he'd never have been able to give her a seeing to.
I work on both sides of the bars.
She was my escort for the day, and yes that did make us smile.
For some reason I am not allowed to wander around a prison with a set of keys!
You want to try working in Cat 'A' prisons like Albany and Long Lartin. EVERYTHING needs fixing down, and that's just from the screws !
Been in most cat A prisons over the years
Andrew
Could not get into HMP Wakefield. Someone spotted my ID was out of date.
HMP Sudbury (open) I was caught walking through a gate between the prison and the car park. That's when they realised that the gate had been left unlocked on the perimeter fence for the last two months (well basically from when we started the work there).
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