what is it you catch only from having intercourse with a dead body?
undertakers
Aug 21, 2022
Last reply: 3 years ago
19 Replies
I don't care but you are now at the top of my next in the kill file list for inane posts. Brian
Why ?...I was in TGI Fridays last night (sirloin steak £22) and I was told a story about a woman who went to the doctor with a sexual problem only to have the Doctor immidiately phome the police about her undertaker husband who had been shagging dead bodies....he got jailed and she left him....just wondering if it could have been a true story....
seamingly it was a disease you can only catch from a dead body...
Monkey Pox?
no
Complete nonsense. Its logically impossible. If the disease can only be caught from dead bodies then she couldn't have caught it from her husband because he wasn't dead. He was clearly alive in the story because dead bodies don't get jailed. John
oh right...drink talking then?
Several months, maybe even years locked up if you are caught.
Many years inside, if the recent case of the hospital electrician who had access to the morgue is anything to go by
But how on earth is it related to DIY? You are a troll and I claim my bag of wet sardines as a prize. Brian
did I never tell you I hate DIY and DIYers ? ?
not surprised.....
I have had nothing but trouble from DIYers over the years......when inspecting an attic conversion I told the wummin it was a disaster and asked her who did the work and did she pay good money for it? ...she said it was done by a friend...I told he he was no friend....next day her husband was on the phone to me shouting and bawling 'what qualifications I had' and he did the work and he had O level woodwork.....tee hee
Can you give us a quick list of groups that you don't hate, Jim?
It might save us all some time.
You only got to see the bad outcomes. You never saw the good outcomes.
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Bill
williamwright snipped-for-privacy@f2s.com wrote
Again, just the bad outcomes, not the good outcomes.
Yes. I've seen plenty of DIY jobs that were absolutely fine.
Bill
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