Arggh, what is it with these smoke alarm that the blasted regulations insist that you fit by the dozen in your house?
When we had the (bungalow) extension two years ago the electrician fitted a fire alarm in the kitchen and two ionisation smoke alarms in the hall corridor. The two smoke alarms are less than twelve feet apart for a start, which just seems utterly ridiculous. It's not that much further between the kitchen alarm and the first hall alarm.
I believe the three alarms, all mains wired, are linked together (at least I think they are, they're so noisy you can't actually tell which ones are sounding).
I soon discovered that making pancakes (!) made the alarms go off. How pathetic.
That in itself is bad enough - I mean, all that technology and they're just absolutely useless, being more a pain in the neck than a security measure. Pancakes? What smoke, pray tell me?
In the end, I just put the dust covers on the two ionisation alarms in the hall and left only the kitchen flame alarm active.
But then, what do I find? I find that the damned things start bleeping at me! Yes, they may be mains powered, but rather than having integral rechargeable back-up batteries (like a computer, or whatever) they've got alkaline PP3 batteries which need replacing.
What an absolute joke. Is that what our 21st century technology has produced? Smoke alarms which firstly go off when they shouldn't, and secondly, despite being powered by the mains, require the user to change an alkaline battery every two years?
I've just pulled the hall ionisation alarms off their mountings, removed the PP3 batteries and put them in the dining room. I think I'll have some fun with a club hammer in the morning...
Michael