Says it all.....

Dec 05, 2013 6 Replies

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In message , Brian Gaff writes

A joke flowchart from Toolstation. It asks does it move? No. Should it? Yes - use WD40. If it does move and it shouldn't use adhesive tape to hold it in place.

One of the comments mentions using superglue if Gaffer Tape doesn't work, but in my experience, if gaffer tape doesn't work, it's because you've not used enough.

No, you didn't use enough gaffers.

On Thursday 05 December 2013 11:10 John Williamson wrote in uk.d-i-y:

Sounds like the old joke:

"XML is like violence. If it doesn't work, use more..."

Rather like the old navy joke. If it moves salute it, if it doesn't paint it.

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