Re: MAKE FAST CASH

A-chew!

Excuse me, but i'm allergic to bullshit.

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUS, IT'S NOT A JOKE > > > > HERE HOW TO CREATE A DOLLARSCHAIN! > THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR YOU TO PURCHASE A PRODUCT OR E-BOOK. IT'S > A > EASY UNIQUE AND TOTALLY LEGAL WAY FOR EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO FOLLOW > THESE > SIMPLE INSTRUCTION TO MAKE $50,000 IN A MONTH TIME. TAKE A FEW MINUTE TO > READ THIS OVER AND UNDERSTAND IT. IT'S EASY 1-2-3 > NOTE BEFORE READING: IF THIS PAGE IS NEW TO YOU, THIS IS A EXCELLENT WAY > FOR > A PERSON ALL AGES TO GAIN BIG MONEY. IF YOU'RE ALREADY FAMILAR WITH THESE > INSTRUCTION AND YOUR LOOKING FOR MORE FAST MONEY MAKING TECINIQUE AS SUCH, > THERE'RE AN WHOLE ASRENAL MORE AT THIS LINK HERE >
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NO MEMBERSHIP FEE IS REQUIRE (IT A FREE > SITE). ALSO FOR THOSE WHO ALREADY BEEN PARTICIPATION WITH THIS PROJECT AND > IT HASN'T WORK TO THE POTENTIAL ABILITY FOR YOU, THERE IS ALSO AN > ALTERNATIVE VERSION AVAILABLE OF THIS SAME PROJECT THAT WILL BRING YOU 5X > THE MONEY THAT YOU COULD EVEN THINK OF MAKING FROM THIS ONE! SO AT THE END > OF THE DAY I GOING TO LEAVE EVERYBODY ON THE NET WITH A WIN WIN SITUATION > I'LL PROMISE. > > Make Money Now **This Really Works (just take a few second to read) ** > $50,000 in one month. Direct to you. > > > > !!!!COPY AND PASTE THIS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM NOW!!!!! > PLEASE NOTE: Follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50.000.00 or more can > be > yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the > honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by > carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the > Mail > Order business. In this business, your product is not solid and tangible, > it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many > large corporations are happy to pay for quality lists. However, the money > made from Mailing Lists is secondary to the income which is made from > people > like you and me asking to included in that list. Here are the 3 easy steps > to success: > > > > STEP ONE: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write your name and address > plus the following on each piece of paper > "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." > Now get 30 US$ and place 5 US$ inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the > $5.00 will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, > place one paper in each of the envelopes and seal them. You would now have > 6 > sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, > your > name and address, and 0ne $5.00. What you are doing is creating a service > and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was skeptical and a little > worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the > U.S. > Post Office 1-800-725-2161 and they confirmed that it was indeed legal. > Mail > the 6 envelopes to the following addresses: > > 1. John kalabel / 44c forester / Ottawa / Ontario / Canada. > 2. Caleb Brewer /44c forester / Ottawa / Ontario / Canada > 3. Fred Grant / 44c forester / Ottawa / Ontario / Canada > 4. Sony Duroseau/ 44c forester / Ottawa / Ontario / Canada > 5.Jim Harris / 44c forester / Ottawa / Ontario / Canada > 6. Tyrell Banks / 44c forester / Ottawa / Ontario / Canada > > > STEP TWO: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the > other names up 6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc., and Add YOUR NAME as number > 6 > on the list. > STEP THREE: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as > close to the original as possible. Now, post this amended article to at > least 100 newsgroups. (There are close to 450,000 groups on Yahoo Groups > alone). All you need is 100, but remember, the more you post, the more > money > YOU make! You won't get very much unless you post like crazy! > This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. > 1302 > & 1341 of the Internatational Postal Lottery Act. Keep a copy of these > steps > for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and > again. > PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the > honesty > and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the > directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will > continue and the money that so many others have received will come your > way. > NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on > a > computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES > that > you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap > the $5 in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.) So, as each post > is > downloaded and directions carefully followed, six members will be > reimbursed > for their participation as a List Developer with two dollars each. Your > name > will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #5 > position you will be receiving tens of thousands of dollars in CASH!!! > What > an opportunity for only $30.00 ($5.00 for each of the six listed above) > Send > it now, add your name to the list and you're in business! > NOTE: Send only US dollars in this program as the US dollar always has a > stable xchange rate and is easily available to peoples outside the US.If > you > live outside the US then please exchange local currency int 30 US$. > Exchanging money int $ is cheap, easy and can be done at most banks, post > offices, embassies even super markets. It will all be worth it when you > start receiving thousands of dollars in the mail. Also letters to places > other than your own country, it is a good idea to send them air-mail not > by > land, there is not a lot of difference in price for this. > > > ********************POSTING TO NEWSGROUPS***************** > STEP ONE: You do not need to type this entire letter to do your own > posting. > Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter, drag your cursor > to > the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. Open a > blank 'notepad file' and place the cursor at the top of the document then > select 'paste' from the edit menu. Then delete the first name #1, make the > second name #1 etc., then add your name and address to #6, then save the > file as a .txt file, so you have the file to go back to. > > > > STEP TWO: Using Netscape or Internet Explorer try searching for various > newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards,chat sites, discussion boards, > etc.) One of the largest newsgroups can be found at Yahoo Groups >
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Also if you > use Outlook Express and Netscape Messenger you will have access to > hundreds > of thousands of newsgroups worldwide. Visit these newsgroups, guestbooks, > message boards etc., and post this article as a new message by > highlighting > the text of this letter selecting 'paste' from the edit menu. Fill in the > subject header, try and think of something that a curious person cant > resist > from checking, that's it keep posting in the newsgroups, a matter of > seconds. There is a faster way. If you use Microsoft Outlook or Outlook > Express to select newsgroups rapidly. You only need a one time, 'Copy and > Paste' to send to all of them automatically. > > > > ******REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST, THE MORE YOU GET******* > You have to post a minimum of 100** and thats it!! You will start > receiving > money from around the world in a matter of days! You may want to rent a > P.O. > Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay > anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postal service > will > deliver it. > Get all your work colleagues or schoolfriends involved. Talk it over with > all your friends or simply post it to everyone in your email address book. > Here are some useful links, but remember there are thousands more: > Yahoo Groups
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Smartgroups
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Yahoo Clubs
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Listbot
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> MSN Communities
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Bravenet Forums
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Ezboard
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get access to 1 million opt-in e-mail > addresses > > > REMEMBER: This program relies on the honesty and integrity of the people > involved we are in a WIN WIN situation, basically what we are doing is > helping each other get enough money to afford those basic things we > desperat > ely want, with a lot more extra. > So you have posted this message on at least 100 newsgroups, you get 5 > responds to begin with. Each of the 5 persons sent you $5.00. These 5 > people > now make the MINIMUM 100 postings, each with your name at #5 and 5 persons > respond to each of the original 5, that is another $125.00 for you, now > those 25 each make 100 MINIMUM postings with your name at #4 and only 5 > replies each, this will bring in an additional $3125.00 and you can see it > just goes on and on and on. > Good Luck everybody this works, I am sorry I have been a skeptic for all > these years and now I am kicking myself for ignoring those e-mails, by now > I > could have been very very wealthy. > $30.00/U.S. Currency / 6 envelopes + postage / and a little bit of time to > collect $125,000 in a month. > Why spend another dollar on any lottery? > > HERE ONE TO GROW ON: TO EACH AND EVERY PERSON THAT COME ACROSS THESE > SIMPLE > INSTRUCTION OF EASY EXTRA DOLLAR'S, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO QUICKLY TAKE > INITIATIVE AND ACTIONS. IT'S ONLY A $30 INVESTMENT THAT WILL GO A LONG WAY > TO BENEFIT YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE THAT LINKS ON TO THIS MONEY CHAIN. BE > SMART! THEY SAY "HIGH RISK BIG REWARD" IN THIS CASE "SMALL RISK GIANT > REWARD". THERE IS NO WORST CASE SCENARIO AT THE LEAST ONCE YOU INVEST YOUR > $30 THE ODDS IS IN YOUR FAVORITE THAT YOU WILL HAVE THAT $30 PLUS MORE > COMING BACK AT YOU IN A DAY OR TWO GUARANTEED!!! > >
Reply to
RedOnRed
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Very good.

Now pretty-please learn to (a) simply ignore generic MMF spam, (b) NOT to top-post a two-line response with the ENTIRE SPAMSPEW APPENDED. You'll find even Outcrock Distress - your chosen 'newsreader' - does offer the option of starting your response *after* the previous article

- which affords you the opportunity to trim it down to the fragment(s) you're responding to, so that your readers (of whom there are hundreds or more) have an easier time following the thread of the conversation; and also that there are a number of other newsreaders which you can try

- Thunderbird, over at

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is easy to operate if you're converting from Outcrock; a google for 'windows newsreader' will turn up other possibilities.

Thank you for playing - Stefek

A. Top-posters.

Q. What's the most annoying thing about Usenet?

Reply to
Stefek Zaba

Also spare a thought for those of us who are on newsfeeds that get spam filtered by our ISPs. For we only ever get to see these posts when someone a) replies to one, and b) quotes the whole sodding thing.

Reply to
John Rumm

Ah - so he's doing you a *favour* by routing around your ISP's fascist censorship, and allowing to experience the full flavour of the group ;-)

Reply to
Stefek Zaba

Great! Spam and followed by an impromptu, patronising lecture.

Aren't newsgroups a joy!

Reply to
RedOnRed

Stefek very kindly and politely explained why your actions were undesirable. Accept the advice in the spirit in which it was given, or piss off.

Reply to
Grunff

Free advice. Here's some more that might help your skills:

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Reply to
Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics)

Oh no, i've crossed swords with the DIY police. Big mistake or what!? And you lot are sure to be well tooled up what with an arsenal of deadly power tools to choose from your sheds.

I suppose saying sorry and a confession of it was simple over sight are going to be not good enough for you lot?

Just don't strap me to a work bench with a slow moving circular saw approaching my goolies! Mind you, that would be preferable to another patronising lecture or re-education assistance.

Reply to
RedOnRed

Would a £20 circular saw from the sheds be suitable for that or is it worth spending more money?

Owain

Reply to
Owain

Na, good enough for me.... ;-)

(only mentioned it since a good number of folks who post responses to spam, do not seem to realise that the originators of the messages are programs (probably running on compromised computers) and not people, and hence the originators will never see the responses)

Sounds nasty.... I think an angle grinder with a wire brush would make a more interesting mess though ;-)

Reply to
John Rumm

Hey, that's my knackers you're talking about there! :-(

Reply to
RedOnRed

I would love to see the expression on the spotty youth's face in B&Q when you tell him what all that gunk over the saw is ;-)

(Might be a way of getting rapid service out of them though) ;-)

Reply to
John Rumm

Nah, no police here (except the Part-Pee Poliss ;-)

Hey, just one of the above is plenty!

That'd be Cruel And Unusual Punishment, and would remind us too much of

007 films, which in turn would remind us too much of our regular bugbear. Nah, you're safe: by the time we've discussed what sort of death-dealing device to build, how to wire it up (allowing for voltage drop, and the need for a Type C or Type D MCB to handle the startup surge), whether to use bargain-basement or last-a-lifetime tools to build it, whether to build one great one or two (or was it three?) cheap ones, decided what format to write it up in for the FAQ, argued whether the wasps' nest is a fear-inducing element or all part of the wunnerful world of naycher, ditto the chickens, OH and whether the discussion's top-or-bottom-posted ;-) - you'd have time to not only walk quietly away but handbuild an entire (small) housing estate...
Reply to
Stefek Zaba

Actually I think he might be referring to your ex-knackers :)

Andrew

Please note that the email address used for posting usenet messages is configured such that my antispam filter will automatically update itself so that the senders email address is flagged as spam. If you do need to contact me please visit my web site and submit an enquiry -

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Reply to
Andrew McKay

Which raises the question - under what legislation is forging other countries currency illegal? AIUI, the actual act of forgery for pound notes is a criminal offence. Is this the same for Dollars/Yen/Baht?

Reply to
Ian Stirling

Certainly under US law, making repros of dollar bills is very strictly controlled; the US Treasury website has details, which include stuff like "you can do novelty ripoffs based on currency BUT it has to be distinctly different in size and/or aspect-ratio and/or colo[u]r": it carves out the 'design space' around real currency and says Thou Shalt Not Walk Here. And they've apparently encouraged photocopier and scanner manufacturers to detect and deliberately spoil/low-fi-ify (IYSWIM) images of The Holy Greenback...

Reply to
Stefek Zaba

You just reminded me to try an experiment...

Stuck a £20 note "This application does not support the unauthorised processing of banknote images

For more information select the information button below for internet-based information on restrictions for copying and distributing banknote images or go to

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"

Works fine in Photoshop 7 or lower however.... (older versions scan quicker as well - wonder why )

(interesting to note there is no way of telling it that you are authorised to process such images - perhaps there is a registry tweak)

Reply to
John Rumm

It's interesting how we've seamlessly moved from hacking my knackers off with either a circular saw or angle grinder to flat-bed scanning in bank notes.

I appreciate the diversion of attention though.

Reply to
RedOnRed

I wonder how it knows? You could create a pattern library for existing notes but what about new designs?

Reply to
Tony Bryer

Well, I thought we may as well get some interesting discussion from the thread ;-)

If nothing else, it will give you something to think about as the someone gets the chainsaw running ;-)

Reply to
John Rumm

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